one.I keep wanting to touch your face. Is that normal? two.You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate. three.This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? four.You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing. I know you're going to hell. five.I might never be allowed back to school events. six.Hey this is Carrie, I have to type for your friend because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands. seven.I need to take off my purity ring after kissing someone and throw it across the room. eight.Who let ducks in here? nine.I still want to go on a date with you but why did you give me a grilled cheese sandwich? ten.Did you really fall out a window? eleven.You got angry when the jukebox didn’t have Oh, Canada on it. Then you kicked it. twelve.I do have a bowl of M&Ms and some brass knuckles now. thirteen.Just realized that I don’t know how to dance. fourteen.What happened to the wall? And the floor? fifteen.Don't get mad but can I stay at your house? Please don’t ask why. sixteen.How do you ask someone to kiss you? seventeen.How do you clean up glitter? And blood??? eighteen.Their pillows smell like Jr. Mints. nineteen.Mama doesn't know you were here last night. I cleaned everything up. twenty.What do you think her hair feels like? Dreams?
one.I keep wanting to touch your face. Is that normal? two.You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate. three.This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? four.You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing. I know you're going to hell. five.I might never be allowed back to school events. six.Hey this is Carrie, I have to type for your friend because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands. seven.I need to take off my purity ring after kissing someone and throw it across the room. eight.Who let ducks in here? nine.I still want to go on a date with you but why did you give me a grilled cheese sandwich? ten.Did you really fall out a window?
eleven.You got angry when the jukebox didn’t have Oh, Canada on it. Then you kicked it. twelve.I do have a bowl of M&Ms and some brass knuckles now. thirteen.Just realized that I don’t know how to dance. fourteen.What happened to the wall? And the floor? fifteen.Don't get mad but can I stay at your house? Please don’t ask why. sixteen.How do you ask someone to kiss you? seventeen.How do you clean up glitter? And blood??? eighteen.Their pillows smell like Jr. Mints. nineteen.Mama doesn't know you were here last night. I cleaned everything up. twenty.What do you think her hair feels like? Dreams? twenty-one. [ Text her! ]
nov 4.
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two. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate.
three. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
four. You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing. I know you're going to hell.
five. I might never be allowed back to school events.
six. Hey this is Carrie, I have to type for your friend because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands.
seven. I need to take off my purity ring after kissing someone and throw it across the room.
eight. Who let ducks in here?
nine. I still want to go on a date with you but why did you give me a grilled cheese sandwich?
ten. Did you really fall out a window?
twelve. I do have a bowl of M&Ms and some brass knuckles now.
thirteen. Just realized that I don’t know how to dance.
fourteen. What happened to the wall? And the floor?
fifteen. Don't get mad but can I stay at your house? Please don’t ask why.
sixteen. How do you ask someone to kiss you?
seventeen. How do you clean up glitter? And blood???
eighteen. Their pillows smell like Jr. Mints.
nineteen. Mama doesn't know you were here last night. I cleaned everything up.
twenty. What do you think her hair feels like? Dreams?
twenty-one. [ Text her! ]